FML… And my boobies!
Thursday, August 26, 2010AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
So, the original plan was to have the surgery to replace my deflated implant tomorrow, pending approval of the claim from the manufacturer of the implant so that the cost of the surgery would be covered. At the time of my appointment on Monday, I was told that they’d be calling me that afternoon to finalize everything.
I called yesterday morning, left a message, and never got a call back.
I called again just now and actually spoke to my surgeon’s assistant. She said that they’ve located my file, which is in storage, which has all of my insurance information, but it’s going to take a week to get it and get the claim approved and then we can schedule surgery.
So, let me get this straight. When I called last Thursday, the day I woke up with the deflated implant, the day that you told me you couldn’t find my file, and also told me that my doctor was out of town and couldn’t see me until Monday, you didn’t think to put the effort into locating my file in that 4 days that I had to wait for my appointment?! And now you’re telling me that I have to wait another week for you to find the file and get the claim approved to have the surgery paid for and you’ve denied me pain medication even though that’s the reason I’m trying so hard to get in and have it taken care of?! Are you fucking bitches retarded? Or just plain stupid?!
My surgeon himself is such a sweet guy and extremely gifted in his profession. However, the bimbos working in his office are complete idiots and he would probably be more successful if he had a group of hard working mentally retarded people working for him.
I have actually offered to pay cash for the surgery to have it done TOMORROW and wait to be reimbursed. This is a fucking nightmare. I just want this empty bag out of my boob!!!!
