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Anyone that knows me personally knows that I have a strong stance on “celebrities”. I hate that word with such passion. I really think that the general public idolizes “celebrities” when there is nothing to idolize. “Celebrities” should be praised, in a sense, for what they do. “She’s a GREAT singer.” “I think he’s an AMAZING actor.” Whatever. But when you look at someone like Lindsay Lohan and can say, without laughing, that you’re ‘disappointed’, you’re living a sad life. An actor/musician/artist/etc. is just that! I understand that so many people look up to them, but I think that should only be done in reference to their talent. Like Lindsay for example: If you thought she was a good actress, great. But, she’s only human. And a young girl, at that. You have to figure she’s going to drink, experiment with drugs, sex, and life in general. People fuck up. It’s in our nature. Some people are more stable and just better people all together, hence the reason the public should stop IDOLIZING “celebrities”. It’s ridiculous! They’re only HUMAN!!!

I was born and raised in Southern California, and I’ve spend the past 6 or so years of my life in Los Angeles. Like any girl, I’ve dated. I’ve been out on the town. Hell, I’ve been around. I’ve made friends with a lot of people who you would say are in the public eye, and through them I’ve met and made friends with more people and I’ve done things that some people will only ever dream of. No, I’m not trying to brag or throw that in anyone’s face, but I will make a point. I’ve met so many people that friends and family members have looked up to or idolized and have only been let down and disappointed. I will not pull a typical Jayden Jaymes move and start naming names given the sensitive nature, but I’ve seen athletes/musicians/actors/etc. do things that would damage their careers if these people that ‘idolize’ them knew. Sex addictions, cocaine, opiates, pipes, needles… EVERYTHING.

I’m not one to judge because I’ve done plenty of questionable things. But my point is that the public puts “celebrities” up on a pedestal and even they don’t agree with it. They’re HUMAN! I can’t say it enough! They’re just people with a specific talent and they shouldn’t be judged on anything more than that. Period.

So what brought on this rant? More “celebrities”. lol.

I’m sitting in a hotel room, on a family vacation, and due to my unforeseen surgery on my leaked implant on Friday, I’m in no condition to spend a day on a boat with my family… In the hot sun while on Vicodin… Bouncing around.  I’m stuck in bed with my laptop and bad cable and this new show in E! comes on, The Spin Crowd. ‘Reality TV’, supposedly. I hate reality TV. It’s not ‘reality’. If it’s reality, show these people falling, farting, without makeup… and without professional lighting! lol. Anyway, so here’s just another show about, well, these “celebrities” that everyone look up to, who hire these people at this PR firm to get press to whatever it is that they’re doing. Whatever. These people on this show are so annoying! It came on and I had to change the channel. It was so over the top! The ‘personalities’ are so fake and they’re arguing about… well… NOTHING.

So, I’m sitting, staring blankly at this lame show thinking: Great! Here’s another ‘reality show’ about “celebrities” that’ll make the rest of the world IDOLIZE these people just because they wipe the asses of “celebrities” and do their best to make sure the press doesn’t get a pic of the bag of blow that was in someone’s purse. It’s retarded. So I wrote on twitter:

“Eww. What’s this show, ‘The Spin Crowd’? Bad acting (hence “reality TV”) and ugly girls… & gay (?) guys. Oh, pah-leeeeeze.”

Funny, 10 minutes later, the guy that runs this PR firm and I guess the ‘main character’ of this show writes back on twitter:

JonathanCheban: @XXXJaydenJaymes calm down jenna jameson NOT!

So this guy, Jonathan Cheban, this ‘big Hollywood guy’ that the world is going to IDOLIZE because he has a TV show produced by Kim Kardashian, has absolutely nothing to do on a Monday morning that he’s actually searching his TV show on Twitter and responding to people’s tweets about it?! WOW!!! How fucking LAME is that! That’s like someone Googling themselves! Which, funny, I’ve seen done SO MANY TIMES by these “celebrities”! So, my response to Mr. Cheban was nothing big:

RT @JonathanCheban: calm down jenna jameson NOT! <- Oh, how cute!!! He Twitter-stalks his own show!!! AMAZING!

It’s actually really sad! Here you are, friends with Kim Kardashian, someone who sold her own sex tape to get famous and lies about it, a beautiful girl who has done wonders for herself by paying people like you to make sure she’s in the tabloids to keep it up and keep money in her pocket, uses her name to get you and your ‘successful business’ a TV show, yet you have nothing better to do with your time and you search yourself on Twitter and respond to so-called haters.

So, again, the public needs to stop obsessing over these Hollywood people. They’re normal people with NO LIVES and no hobbies other than themselves! (While I’m at it, I mean no offense to Kim Kardashian. She’s taken a ‘sex tape’ above and beyond and built this empire using people like Jonathan Cheban. She’s worth millions, selling her face and body. Hey, sex sells! I’m in adult films, I know this! Good for her for taking advantage of it. But again, to IDOLIZE… It’s insane. Enjoy it, it’s entertainment. Take it for what it is.)

And one more thing to touch on. Why do people respond to ‘haters’? You hear it all the time: “Fuck the haters.” “I don’t care what the haters think.” “Just prove the haters wrong.” Hell, maybe people are gonna call me a hater for just sitting here venting on pop culture, but whatever. Maybe Mr. Cheban thought I was talking shit on his show and felt the need to respond. That’s just my opinion. Who am I? No one. Who cares what I think about your show on E!. But this guy actually felt the need to respond. And, after glancing at his Twitter page (hell, if he stalks himself, I might as well take a peek!), he responds to a lot of the shit people say. WHY?! WHo cares?! Just do you and fuck what others think!

That reminds me of a situation last week: My friend Skrape posts on Twitter something about holding contesting and how ghetto it’d be to give away gear but charge shipping, as Jenna Jameson was apparently doing. (Skrape hold contests with his followers in reference to UFC fights, and the first person to determine the fights correctly wins some gear. Well, I guess Jenna Jameson was doing a contest or two, giving away a free shirt, but saying that the winner had to pay shipping.) I agree with my friend. It’s a little sad to charge the winner of a contest, that you willingly held, shipping of a t-shirt. It’s funny. I guess Jenna jumped on it and her entire Twitter page was full of her defending herself to everyone talking shit. And I mean EVERY POST was her defending herself. WOW! I may be on my friend’s side, but why would you do that?! Again, who cares what people think of you??? And why would you feed into it?!?! We all know that’s what they want and it’s just going to instigate more shit and it’ll never end!

ARGH!!!

So, the lesson behind my venting here: Do not idolize “celebrities”. Respect them for whatever talent it is that they have, and leave it at that. Second: Don’t feed into hate. Do your own thing, be proud of yourself, and don’t pay attention to what others people say or think about you. It’s LAME!!! (And so is my blog! Who cares what I think?!?!?! LOL!)

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AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

So, the original plan was to have the surgery to replace my deflated implant tomorrow, pending approval of the claim from the manufacturer of the implant so that the cost of the surgery would be covered. At the time of my appointment on Monday, I was told that they’d be calling me that afternoon to finalize everything.

I called yesterday morning, left a message, and never got a call back.

I called again just now and actually spoke to my surgeon’s assistant. She said that they’ve located my file, which is in storage, which has all of my insurance information, but it’s going to take a week to get it and get the claim approved and then we can schedule surgery.

So, let me get this straight. When I called last Thursday, the day I woke up with the deflated implant, the day that you told me you couldn’t find my file, and also told me that my doctor was out of town and couldn’t see me until Monday, you didn’t think to put the effort into locating my file in that 4 days that I had to wait for my appointment?! And now you’re telling me that I have to wait another week for you to find the file and get the claim approved to have the surgery paid for and you’ve denied me pain medication even though that’s the reason I’m trying so hard to get in and have it taken care of?! Are you fucking bitches retarded? Or just plain stupid?!

My surgeon himself is such a sweet guy and extremely gifted in his profession. However, the bimbos working in his office are complete idiots and he would probably be more successful if he had a group of hard working mentally retarded people working for him.

I have actually offered to pay cash for the surgery to have it done TOMORROW and wait to be reimbursed. This is a fucking nightmare. I just want this empty bag out of my boob!!!!

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Hurt boob or not, I gotta keep on truckin’!

Tomorrow night!!! I’m scheduled for an appearance at Flesh Showgirls in San Bernardino. Now, don’t freak out! I know I’m ‘injured’ and all, but I WILL be there and I will be in great spirits. I’m not in any sort of shape to dance my ass off, but never fret… I’m gonna rock that joint and you’ll have to come to see what I’ve got up my sleeve!!!

First show is at 10pm, second one at midnight. DON’T BE LATE!!! (Oh… And there’s gonna be LOT of surprise porn stars in attendance… Shhhh!) 21 and over only!

After that, I’ll be resting! I’ve got an appointment with my plastic surgeon, Dr. Tarick Smaili of the California Surgical Institute, on Monday morning to discuss my options as far as my deflating/ruptured implant goes. I have a strong feeling I will be under the knife at some point next week. But, before that…

Who’s in/near Vegas??? Cuz I’m headed there Monday night! The annual Gentlemen’s Club Expo is going on and I will be there signing for Godfather Gentlemen’s Clubs on Tuesday the 24th from 1pm to 7pm, and Wednesday the 25th from 1pm to 7pm. (BTW… I’ve got some amazing news and future events coming with Godfather Gentlemen’s Clubs. Get familiar… You’ll be hearing a lot about them soon.)

Please, don’t be concerned about me and my breast(s). I’ve spoken with my doctor and I’m okay to go about my activities so long as I’m not overexerting myself. I have a full-time assistant traveling to these events with me, drive me, carry bags, and do all of my ‘dangerous to my health’ things, and I’m being extremely cautious with the use of my right arm. I’m obviously very aware of my own situation and the risks of overdoing it, so I am being very careful. However, I will not let my fans down and at the very least I can show up at my scheduled events, even if my activities are limited. I’m hoping that I can schedule my surgery and have it done upon my return from Vegas, and from there I will be doing a whole lot of nothing but recovering.

Thanks again to EVERYONE for the concern and sympathies. And I look forward to seeing new AND familiar fan faces at these events.

MUAH!!!

Oh, here’s a pic I snapped this morning. Pictures don’t do it justice, but you can clearly see that the further breast (my right breast) is not as round as the closer breast. In person, it’s extremely flat on top, sagging, and the bag is visible underneath the breast. It’s just gross. lol. Counting down the hours to my appointment!

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Maybe you’ve heard, or maybe you haven’t… But I have apparently ‘sprung a leak’.

I woke up this morning and while in the shower I noticed that my right boob felt, er, ‘softer’ than the left one. After getting out of the shower and inspecting, I noticed it was hanging lower than usual, appeared flatter on top (unlike the ’roundedness’ of the left one) and I could feel the bag in the underside of my boob. There’s really no other explanation that… My implant is leaking. I’m fortunate that my implant are filled with saline (salt water) that my body will just absorb the liquid.

I called my surgeon’s office, and they know me because of the many, many referrals I’ve sent, and, of course, Dr. Smaili is out of town until Monday. The nurse reassured me that I would be okay until then, but to just take it easy. I have an appointment Monday morning, and at that point we’ll discuss my options and schedule surgery.

I wasn’t in a lot of pain this morning, but as the day continues, I’m getting very uncomfortable. It doesn’t look HORRIBLE, but there is a difference. And I’m honestly scared to take my bra off because I don’t want the bag to fall any more. But, as of this point, I’m okay and not in any serious danger.

Here’s a couple pics of what’s going on under my top:

It's not a horrible difference, but notice how much lower my breast is hanging.

This is my left breast. Still sitting high and nice and rounded up top.

And this is my 'deflated' right breast. Notice how low it hangs and how it is not rounded on top.

Who knows. Maybe it’s not leaking and the bag is just falling out of the pocket that it’s in. Whatever the situation, it’s uncomfortable right now. And, if you don’t know much about breast implants, these sort of problems are necessarily common, but they are not unheard of. However, usually, to damage an implant (pop it, get a leaky bag, or fall out of place) you have to REALLY hurt it… Like what they told me when I did them… You’d have to get into a really bad car accident! 

I’ve had my implants for 5 1/2 years and have never had a problem with them, so waking up to such a problem, having not experienced anything out of the norm lately, is extremely WEIRD for me. I’m so baffled at what’s going on. But, what it comes down to is that I am okay and I’m on top of the situation and hopefully I’ll have surgery in a few days and be all better. (Don’t worry, I’m not gonna get bigger implant or anything… Just gonna replace ‘em.)

And thanks to everyone for the concern and well wishes. I greatly appreciate it!

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I am so incredibly ecstatic over the release of my new movie with Elegant Angel!

Jayden Jaymes Unleashed is something that I’ve wanted to do for quite some time now and I’m so proud to be a part of this prestigious annual event. As much as I’m itching to tell everyone about it, I’m going to wait until Elegant Angel releases the cast information on my movie before I start talking about my scenes… But I will share all the details when I feel it is appropriate. But I will say this: The comment in the article “featuring 2 anal scenes, an interracial scene, and an anal creampie” doesn’t sound right… I actually did anal in THREE of the scenes, and one of which was an anal creampie.

Anyway, here’s the article from Elegant Angel’s blog. Enjoy!

Elegant Angel Unveils Superstar September 2010!

New Movies:

Asa Akira stars in Asa Akira Is Insatiable (1st Anal & 1st D.P.)

Jayden Jaymes stars in Jayden Jaymes Unleashed (2 Anal Scenes + IR)

Rachel Starr stars in Rachel Starr Is Bad Ass (1st Anal)

Tori Black stars in Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy 2 (1st D.P.)

Adult entertainment studio, Elegant Angel Productions, is delighted to announce its line up of September releases. The company will release 4 “Superstar” themed movies featuring industry leading lights, Asa Akira, Jayden Jaymes, Rachel Starr, and Tori Black.

The exotic and beautiful Asa Akira performs in her 1st anal scene with AVN male performer of the year, Manuel Ferrara, in Asa Akira Is Insatiable, directed by the award winning Mason. The movie also features her 1st D.P. scene with Erik Everhard & Toni Ribas.

Voluptuous and beautiful superstar, Jayden Jaymes stars in Jayden Jaymes Unleashed, directed by William H. and featuring 2 anal scenes, an interracial scene, and an anal creampie. Jayden really pushes her boundaries, expressing herself voraciously in her sex scenes, and reaching new heights as a performer in the industry.

Hard bodied and bootylicious vixen, Rachel Starr performs in her much anticipated 1st anal scene in Rachel Starr Is Bad Ass. The sexy and curvy stunner appears with Michael Stefano in her anal scene, and brings her passionate sexual energy and incomparable beauty to 5 unforgettable scenes working alongside director Mason.

Performer Of The Year and beguiling superstar, Tori Black, returns to reprise her award winning Elegant Angel movie in Tori Black is Pretty Filthy 2. Tori performers in her very 1st D.P. scene (on or off camera) as well as anal and interracial scenes. The movie is a celebration of Tori’s sexuality and beauty.

“These are four very special girls and we are very honored to bring these movies to the fans,” says Elegant Angel General Manager, Graham Travis. “They have all given so much to their movies, and this really shows in the quality of the sex scenes. We’re proud to deliver four powerful superstar gonzo movies capturing these exceptional women at their very best. Both Mason and William H. have produced some of their finest work.”

“I am also very grateful to our fans who have continued to support Elegant Angel throughout 2010 in spite of a difficult economy and a glut of free pornography online. We have to continue to get better and better, and deliver even bigger productions, and Superstar September 2010 is indicative of our commitment to do this.”

Asa Akira Insatiable, Jayden Jaymes Unleashed, Rachel Starr Is Bad Ass, and Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy 2 were all shot in 1080p HD. The 4 movies will also be available in a limited edition box set that will launch at the end of September.

A teaser trailer for Elegant Angel’s September releases can be viewed here: SUPERSTAR SEPTEMBER VIDEO TEASER

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“Would you rather me make my own compilation DVD, or photoshop your vag into a disgusting, rotting piece of shit and sell it as a blue waffle? Because I have EVERY right to do both. You pick. And wise up… Take control of your image and capitalize!” Now… Allow be to explain what I mean by that…

I’ve sort of excluded my self from the ‘porn drama’ as much as I could these past few months, however something’s come up that I just can’t avoid touching on. I’m not going to get into the who’s, the what’s and the where’s of how it all began because it’s none of my business. And frankly, having been the hot topic of several one sided dramatic events, I don’t know all the parties involved to I’m not going to poke fun or take sides.

Most people know about porn networks. Duh. You know, instead of just one site, you subscribe to a whole network, giving you access to lots of sites for one monthly rate, i.e. Brazzers and Naughty America. Well, porn girls also use similar networks to host their individual sites. These networks being Premium Cash, Brand Danger Network, and, in my case, PUBA. When it comes to the girls’ website, basically, if you’ve got a favorite girl, you can sign up for her site and get access to every other girls’ site that is a part of that network. In my case, if you sign up for my site, you also get access to the sites of girls like Shyla Stylez, Avy Scott, Charley Chase, London Keyes, etc. Networks are always adding new girls, and current members get access to the new added sites as part of their existing package.

Moving on. When girls shot for their sites, 95% of girls will do what we call a ‘content exchange’. Basically, when I shoot for my site and invite girls (and/or guys) to shoot with me, I don’t pay them and, instead, they get a copy of ALL the pictures, ALL of the ‘behind the scenes’ footage, and a copy of the scene(s), edited or unedited, their choice. They don’t have to pay for a photographer, a videographer, location, etc. With the PUBA network, we don’t have to pay for a photographer or videographer… EVER. Those guys are a part of the PUBA team and shoot amazing content. However, I do pay for my own locations. So anyway, girls that come shoot with me (or any other PUBA girl) get FREE content… GOOD content, for that matter. On a day that would cost an average porn producer $10,000 in talent, location, crew and equipment, girls don’t have to front a dime!

Before these shoots ever take place, like any porn set, we all sign releases. Girls will sign our PUBA release forms, granting us permission to do what we wish with the content, and we sign the release forms for the other parties, granting them permission to do what they wish with the content. EVERY porn company has EVERY girl sign a release form, granting them permission to do whatever they want with it, which is why scenes that I shot with one company end up on a compilation under another name, and why scenes of shot for this company have ended up on late night cable under the name of that company. One you sign those release forms, that content can go anywhere. Hell, I could take the pictures from all the scenes I’ve ever shot, photoshop them, and start a site called ‘Blue Waffle Bitches’ and post the nastiness all over the web and they couldn’t do anything about it because they signed releases. Plain and simple. (If you don’t know what a ‘blue waffle’ is… Feel free to Google!)

Being that there are so many porn star networks out there today, I did a lot of research before I settled with my friends who were starting the PUBA network. PUBA has a lot more to offer than every other webmaster. Not only do they host sites for girls, but they’ve also got a cable deal worked out, and even a DVD deal, doing compilations for each individual girl using scenes previously released on her site. Like any other network, they take their percentage from my site profit, but it’s the same percentage that every other network takes. And, the profits from the cable deal and the DVD distribution go to me, minus their percentage. It’s MY site, MY cable deal, and MY DVD, all handled through one company. THAT right there is why I signed with them. Not only are they making me money through my website, but they’re constantly working on other projects to get my name out there and putting even MORE money in my pocket. In my opinion, you’ve got to be fucking stupid to not sign with a company like that. Why wouldn’t you want to make more money without doing any more work that you already do for your own site???

Now, after explaining all of that nonsense, here’s where the drama kicks in. The PUBA team has run into a few issues with people who ‘have a problem with’ our cable and DVD deal and think we’re trying to screw people (er, performers) by putting our content on cable and DVDs. WHAT?! I honestly don’t get this. There are several performers who will not shoot content with any PUBA girl because she doesn’t want us to release the scene on a DVD. What the FUCK difference does it make? Seriously. Somebody PLEASE explain the hold up to me because I don’t get it. Frankly, you sign that release granting me permission to do WHATEVER I want with it, and if you wanted to do your own compilation of your own scenes, feel free! Sell it on your site and make some money, hunny!

To me, it sounds like a strange case of jealousy from companies who didn’t think to produce and sell compilations for their own girls, and jealousy from girls who didn’t think to do it themselves… Or even jealousy because they’re stuck in a contract with a network that doesn’t do it, so they can’t make the kind of money that we’re making. Other than that, I don’t understand why a performer would be so against me releasing a scene on a DVD that was released on both of our sites months ago. (Does anyone have an idea of any other reason they would be upset of this??? Please, explain it to me.)

PUBA is a network that works hard to benefit the girls, and only the girls. The company is ran by personal friends of mine that have been in the business for YEARS and are only looking out for the best interest of the girls after seeing how girls get dicked around by webmasters/producers/directors/etc. Everyone in this business can see that the economy is SHIT and this industry is going downhill FAST due to tube sites… Why not take the content that you already have and OWN and make as much money as you can?! You have the signed releases… And you’re free to do what you want with it!

Would you rather me make my own compilation DVD, or photoshop your vag into a disgusting, rotting piece of shit and sell it as a blue waffle? Because I have EVERY right to do both. You pick. And wise up… Take control of your image and capitalize, ladies (and gents!)!

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